Zipless’s review: “Eharmony.con”

Elsonne, a 30-year-old woman from Honolulu, posts this evening a funny and insightful eHarmony review:

….Anyways, being that I had no luck in the dating scene–EVER–I put blind faith into that venerable white-haired man (note–my fatal flaw #2) and decided to pay for love. With a whopping price tag of $59 (?) / month, eharmony is like the upper echelon of dating websites and only for the desperate elite. Was I desperate?! Hell yah! Was I elite? Hell no! Im charging this biyatch!

Read the rest of her blog post. (MySpace registration required)

Comments 4

  1. scott wrote:

    I’m debating on coming back to eharmony…I’ve been so busy lately, I just didn’t think I had time for it. But I think I could manage two or three dates a month with not too much effort. I just have soo many backed up matches now! What should I do?

    Posted 28 Feb 2007 at 4:57 pm
  2. eharmonyblog wrote:

    Two or three dates a month, from eHarmony? Hmm, Scott, are you sure you have the time to draw that many matches through the time-consuming guided communication process?

    Also, I thought you had a 12-month subscription, since that’s the plan you announced to the world.

    Good luck in your undertakings, anyway. If you ask my advice, I suggest you return to eH when you feel once more that you can focus on establishing a serious relationship.

    Posted 01 Mar 2007 at 5:42 pm
  3. Karen wrote:

    I’m debating on coming back to eHarmony as well….it requires a huge amount of time and effort, but might be well worth it.

    decisions, decisions.

    Posted 13 Jan 2008 at 6:32 pm
  4. unhappy and concerne wrote:

    I have been on eharmony since January. I have dutifully sent my 5 questions, read each match etc. I recently found out that no one was reading my profile. I thought the whole purpose of eharmony was a mutual sharing of information towards a match. I know they can’t guarantee matches and I accept that, but I do expect a level playing field. I can’t even get through the door to get to the ball park. Silly me – I should have known better!

    Posted 11 Apr 2008 at 10:43 am

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